Day 8 - White Sands, NM

Drivin' around Ruidoso seeing the most we could
Come to find out, bears don't shit in the woods.

Day 9-Hatch, NM and Gila National Forest

We saw some old naked lesbians bathing in Lightfeather hotsprings
Enjoyed our time there, but that really wasn't our thing

Day 10 - Gila Cliff Dwellings and Coronado National Forest

After viewing dwellings from 10,000 years ago
We left for the land of the Saguarro

Day 11 - Phoenix, AZ

Ate some cookies to help prisoners relieve some debt
Enjoyed our time with Dan watching the Phoenix sunset


Day 12 and 13- Sedona and Flagstaff, AZ

Big Red and Cool Blue, this is Bushmaster, over
It appears that Mr. Pibb is really a dozer
Day 15 to 17- Havasupai Falls, AZ

After a grueling 10-mile hike in the desert heat
We found some falls that brought us relief


Day 17 and 18- Joshua Tree National Park

Jumbo Rocks and desert were all you could see
Like Adam and Eve, we replaced the fig leaf with a Joshua tree


Day 19 - Los Angeles National Forest

For the second time eating pork and beans we dine
Only to find the great Coulter Pine


Day 20- Big Sur, California

"I know they sound the same, my dear
but the Elephant Seals don't have Dar's ears."

Day 1
We hiked to the top of Enchanted Rock
All the while we are missing Shiner Bock


Started our diet of canned food
Jack Johnson showed us pictographs from long ago, not the singer some other state park dude


Day 2
The majestic Big Bend Park had nothing on Deborah's farts
Here we lie next to Casa Grande, under crystal clear sky's without a tarp


Day 3
We camped in Colima three
Next to a tree we called Hippie



Day 4
After 15 miles on the South Rim in Big Bend
Charlie's desk job got the better of him


Day 5
In the middle of the Chihuahuan desert, Big Bend Jim turned us on to an oasis
Swimming with catfish and minnows at Balmorhea Springs we shared a kiss

Day 6
Drivin' naked on TEXAS 54
Guadalupe Mountains knocked us to the floor


Day 7
After hiking to the top of Texas at Guadalupe Peak at 8749
We said goodbye to Texas for the final time.

At New Mexico's Carlsbad Cavern
The rain made us wish we were at a tavern


Day 8
Overwhelmed by lightning and rain
I think the Roswell people are insane
Day 9 to forty-four
stay tuned for more !!!!